The ONLY 3 Places Flats Are Allowed!

As He walks around the city during lunch break, He sees a little bit of everything but mostly the flats are what catches or doesn't catch He's eyes. He thought He would put together a list of acceptable places for Flats...Keep in mind, in reality flats should never be worn.

1) A Long Stroll - fairs, festivals, full day of walking, but most of the time wedges should be worn
2) The Beach - sandals, hard to walk in heels or wedges on the sand.
3) Snowy and Rainy days - Never UGGS, but hunter boots are fine
4) ...umm...Nah that's about it

Got any other places to days that He should allow flats? Leave a comment with your suggestion

FashionINTERNATIONAL by He...NYC

"shoes that are not okay in any way shape or form ever"

It's like the trifecta of the ugliest effing shoes I've ever seen: hot pink uggs (it's like 75 degrees outside, what's wrong with you?), weird almost fake uggs with fake buckles and fake leather and fake fur lining but real hideousness, and yes, sparkly fitflops. No she wasn't fit. I felt like this needed to be addressed. -Gianna

Some weeks He gets more emails then others with pics from the ArmHe. But He encourages everyone to send in your fashion suck pics to He. Back to the issue at hand: Gianna could not be more right, its been very hot in NYC, not that cold weather would allow Pink UGGS either but there is just now less of a reason to wear them. Girl 2, fake uggs, if you're gonna wear them, they should at least be real, are you just trying to get He to hate you more? Girl 3: fitflops, these are like those dumb sketchers that are suppose to make you skinny by just walking, calling bulsh*t on these. It's just ironic, that you only see fat people wearing these fit flops and shapeups...get a clue, they don't work, try putting down the fork.
-He

Long Beautiful Legs...

...ruined by UGGS. Just another pair of UGGS turning beautiful long legs into short stubby elephant trunks
-He

READER EMAIL: Metallic Fur Uggs...

Hey!
Let me preface this by saying that I'm sorry for ruining your day. If you thought Uggs couldn't get any worse, I'm afraid you were a little too preemptively optimistic.

METALLIC UGGS
Excuse me, I left something out (as if that weren't enough:)
METALLIC FUR UGGS.
I saw a mid-twenties, otherwise pretty woman on the subway a few days ago, and I was shocked. Let's just saw I heard more than a few snickers as she stepped off the platform.
I couldn't get a picture, but it looked like a combination of these (see attached.)
I mean, I'm in eighth grade and I know this is wrong!
Sincerely,
Sarah C
(A very young and very disgusted ArmHe member)

Well Sarah, Thanks for the email. First off you didn't ruin He's day in fact you made it 100x better. Anytime someone joins the War on UGGS, He smiles a little bit bigger. The fact that the ArmHe has 8th grade members means that Fashion by He is reaching the youth of this world young enough to shape their little minds. Hopefully by the time these young ArmHe members grow up they will shape the fashion world under He's rule.

It is hard for He to even imagine combining metallic uggs and fur uggs. Just way too much to handle on a Monday. But yea there is no way that can possibly look good. Just another day of the War on Uggs in full affect, see someone in UGGS and point and laugh. Bingo!
-He

P.S. Keep the emails and fashion pics coming He's way.

ENTER THE TALON NYC NECKLACE GIVEAWAY!

Two Girls Walking in the Ugliest Shoes Ever...

UGGs on the left. Pocahontas on the right...are these friends made for each other or what? Get off He's streets with those ugly ass shoes.
-He

Not Everyone Can Wear Leggings as Pants...

If you are going to wear black leggings and keep in mind He isn't trying to be too mean here, the majority of people need to wear a long top to cover up their ass. There is always the argument that leggings are not pants, but what is missed is that little star (*) that should go on the argument. Leggings can be pants, but only on the right body type. You know who you are, there are the cans an can nots, nothing wrong with being a can bot, but you need to dress more accordingly.
-He

P.S. He knows He totally avoiding the UGGs in this picture, but if you didn't' realize how stumpy they make your legs look by now, well there is no eye doctor in the world that is gonna be able to help you out.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...DEATH TO UGG!

This is a blatant lack of disrespect for the women of the world for UGG to think for a second that any woman would ever buy or wear these is an insult much greater then any man could present. Women of the world, you should be offended to the 1,000,000th degree. You do NOT need to take this or allow these type of UGGS to exist in your world. You can FIGHT back.

He is asking all women to join together and help He remove UGGS from this world. JOIN THE WAR ON UGGS, (by reading He daily) help HE help you look better and create a better work for you and your children.
-He

P.S. If you feel that you might have been infected by the UGGs virus, or want to take preventative measure to ensure your safety, please click here for the UGG Vaccine.

It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

A CURE FOR UGGS!!! FINALLY!!!!

This video could have only been better if it was produced by Fashion by He. But regardless this video is AMAZING! Dead on balls accurate. Join the WAR ON UGGS by getting your UGG Vaccine today!
-He

P.S. Thank you Babelgum, you have made He's day a billion times better.

Year 2 of the War on UGGS...

As another winter season approaches and the temperature drop our standards seem to as well. Shoe standards. Today begins Year 2, not an exact date, of the War on UGGS. When He officially declared War, He knew this was going to be a difficult fight, the odds are stacked against us, but He is confident that the ArmHe is stronger, faster and better dressed. We can remove UGGS from our planet once and for all.
-He

He Hates the Furry Community...

Hey all you furries out there, Go F*ck Yourself. Why all the hate you ask? Who else could possibly be responsible for slippers this ugly? Even UGG wouldn't dare come out with something this offensive. If it wasn't bad enough they had to add some furry pom pom tassles to it too. Yea thanks for nothing.
-He