The ONLY 3 Places Flats Are Allowed!

As He walks around the city during lunch break, He sees a little bit of everything but mostly the flats are what catches or doesn't catch He's eyes. He thought He would put together a list of acceptable places for Flats...Keep in mind, in reality flats should never be worn.

1) A Long Stroll - fairs, festivals, full day of walking, but most of the time wedges should be worn
2) The Beach - sandals, hard to walk in heels or wedges on the sand.
3) Snowy and Rainy days - Never UGGS, but hunter boots are fine
4) ...umm...Nah that's about it

Got any other places to days that He should allow flats? Leave a comment with your suggestion

Why Hunter, Why?

First, YSL dissapointed He when they got away from their sky high heels and made a move to these ballerina flats. Now Hunter has gone and ruined everything as well. Ladies listen up, stick with your boots, they are a billion times cuter then these ugly as flat rain shoes.
-He

FashionHelp by He...Winter Boots?

I have a question what shoes are good for the snow or a day like today since you don't like uggs or snow boots? - Dina

With all the rain and snow we have been getting lately, it seems everyone needs winter boot help and guidance from the all mighty. The War on UGGS has not stopped, every day is a battle, and Dina is right, He hates uggs, so don't even think about wearing them, unless of course you are wearing them in the snow so they get ruined and everyone wins. He would suggest for rain, snow, sleet or ice that you go with the Hunter Boots. These of course should only be worn on No Heel Approved weather condition days.
-He

FashionHELP by He...Fashion or Contruction?

Dear He,

Hope you're staying warm in the City. As the King of Fashion I felt I should consult you for an honest, straightfoward answer on a simple subject. What do you think about YELLOW hunter boots? Is it too much of an obnoxious color to throw off the whole hunter look? I recently purchased a pair online, thinking yellow would be cute and different, and well now I'm a little self-conscious about how yellow they actually are. Haven't seen them around in that color much.

Anyways, I figured if anyone would know, He would.

Thanks for your time,

Julie

Great Question and there is no one better to answer this then the ArmHe. Would He have suggested buying yellow boots from the start probably not, would He give you some sh*t for wearing boots if you were around He, probably yes. But at the end of the day, they are Hunter boots and they will do the job. What does the ArmHe think: Fashionable or Send them back to the Construction Site?
-He

Wellies

Joanna Goddard

Another day for Wellies on this Wednesday, rain, rain, rain.