Showing posts with label Bad Bad Bad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Bad Bad. Show all posts

A Fashion Designer You Will NEVER Hear About

What Does HE Think of Jason Troisi (Another Guys POV about Fashion)
jason M Troisi

He gets this email a week ago or so, and like all of you has no idea who the hell this guy is. Google him and you see he was on Project Runaway. The best part was, Jason was voted worst outfit week 1, and got the boot on week two!  Well tried to email this guy back and forth a few times trying to figure out what exactly he wanted He to write about. Could NOT figure it out for the life of me. Finally Jason sends He a faceook link and his website. Well Jason has 35 facebook fans, WOW must be some great stuff going on this page.
If Jason is no good for Heidi, then he is no good for He.Let's hope he kept his day job.
-He

Swimming in the Streets of NYC...

It has been warm in NYC lately, but summer is for sure over. Found this chick walking down the streets of Soho just walking around in a bathing suit top and scarf. Oh, we cannot forget the hat too. Not a care in the world, then again if He had the mindset it was still summer He would probably be in a better mood too.
-He

Top Hat...Top of the Morning to Ya...

He will no doubt hate you if you think you are going to get away with wearing this top hat.
-He

Tan Lines Gone Wrong...

Nice tan line - Valdes

Nothing worse then a Capri Pant tan line...what is this amateur hour? At least he isn't this guy.
-He 

Bye Bye...It's a Walking Panda Bear!

Black and White and He wants to puke all over.
-He

Wouldn't This Make for a Cute Couple?

Nope sorry, NOT a Halloween post. This is real clothing for "real" people. Just think how sweet it would be to see this couple walking down the street...You could throw sh*t at them and the stains wouldn't really do any damage to the outfits, because yea can't make this crap look any worse.
-He

Do These Pants Make You Better at Math?

BIG Nerd Alert.
-He

This Creeper Thinks Men Like Sanitary Belts!

"Do you still remember the sanitary belt from last century, which was only used for women monthly period, now we have them in new design, some of them are with pure cotton material inside, some are made with rubber inside, some are made of cloth band"

Yesterday He gets a comment from this creeper, Anastasios on a post He did a long time ago about Vintage Sanitary Belts. He wrote that these things were absolutely disgusting and like smart people, most of you agreed.

"well, to straight men they are not gross at all" Anastasios
He is 100% sure that this guy is a certified wacko. Any guy that thinks straight men like these things on women has issues. He doesn't even need to take a survey to know for a fact that the number of straight men that like their women in sanitary belts is between -1 and 0. They do not exist. These are one one of the nastiest things ever to be featured on FbyHe. Sorry Anastasios, but seek help.
-He

P.S. for the fun of it, please vote as to whether or not these are gross.
P.P.S. If you need to see a picture of Anastasios, to confirm, here he is.

Ave Ventura...Pet Detective...in NYC!

No joke saw this chick walking down the street, and how could He not think she was working for Ace Ventura. Same outfit and all. Seems silly.
-He

Is Full on SweatPant Ever ok?

Have not seen anyone rocking the full on Hanes crewneck sweatshirt and matching sweatpants in quite some time. The elastic cuffs at the bottom. Just a big cranberry walking down the street taking the young one to school. Little does mom know she needs some schooling of her own.
-He

What is Europe's Obsessions with White Keds?

Ever notice whenever you see tourists walking around NYC they are in white shoes or white keds? Cannot explain this and He is hoping some of the ArmHE from Europe can help out on this one. Are they just really comfortable shoes for traveling in? Can't possibly be the answer, there are hundreds of other shoes that are comfortable. Do they look good? That answer is obvious. Is Keds the only shoes they make in Europe? Of course not.

What is the answer He is searching for? Please someone send some legit answers, these tourist need our help.
-He

More Adult Onsies...Please Don't!

Sometimes you wake up and you're like, "I wish my pajamas were appropriate for going out into the world, and I also wish they looked like an animal." Hey, we know, it happens to us just about every morning. Well, at long last, we've discovered a solution to this crisis, and like so many other offbeat hybrids, these pajama costume get-ups come from Japan. Supersize the animal kingdom - 3 more amazing styles here - in cozy fleecelike fabric that's lightweight, comfy, and breathable. These things are meant to be worn super crazy baggy, so 1) they look hilarious, and 2) one size fits all adults. Limited quantities.

"Going out in the World?" In what world, are you going out in one of these? They only thing they got right in that description was they they do "look hilarious" only problem is people are laughing at you, not with you.
-He

Leggings as Pants...All Sorts of Wrong!

If you got the body for it, leggings as pants is not the worst thing in the world. Hell guys love those tight black pants girls wear all over. But if you look like this, please please please refrain from wearing lace leggings as pants. Let's just say these lace leggings were more like tights, because there was nothing under the lace, just straight skin. And yes the arrow at the top is pointing to a huge rip in the lace. Not something He wanted to have standing in front of him at 2am.
-He

Pocahontas Wants Her Boots Back...

Black leggings oh so good, jacket, scarf, all approved, but these ugly fringe boots are one of the worst.Totally ruins would could have been a decent outfit.
-He

Boots or Sandals?

Bootie Sandals...is that what these are called? The worst...
-He

Will F*ck for Shoes...A Classy Shirt, for a Classy Gal!

Nothing says class quite like these shirts and this jewelry line from Locher's.Because really what says f*ck off more than these necklaces?
-He

Green Hair and a Green Dress...

He has one question...does she always have to wear a green outfit so that she matches with her hair?
-He