Showing posts with label This Just In. Show all posts
Showing posts with label This Just In. Show all posts

Rate These Kate Spade Gloves...

(Thanks to AJC for the Tip)

Gotta say, He does not hate these. They are actually kinda cool and clever. More so the Taxi gloves then the others, but they are all good for a small laugh. Does the ArmHe like?
-He

Follow He on Twitter with a FashionbyHe Necklace...

Now a new way to draw even more attention to your twitter feed, get one of these twitter necklaces...They have custom #Hastags or custom TwitterIDs...remember to follow He on Twitter...
-He

Is this the Official Fashion by He Dress?

What do you think, we slap on the FashionbyHe.com website and we are all set?
-He

Top Hat...Top of the Morning to Ya...

He will no doubt hate you if you think you are going to get away with wearing this top hat.
-He

BUSTED: The Blaque Market Steals Sass & Brides Designs

ON THE LET: Blaque Market which seems to be a cheap exactly replicate of the stuff on the right. Call it inspiration all you one, but pretty sure this is a dead on knock off.
ON THE RIGHT: Sass & Bride came out with a whole collection of this gladiator clothing back in April 2010.

Detective He at your service. Consider Blaque Market BUSTED...we shall now wait for their response
-He

Step Back in Time...and Back to Africa

Product essence comes from the millenary Amazon Wild Forest indigenous inhabitant’s concept, who painted their feet soles with natural latex, obtained on the Hevea trees, this enabling their movements through the jungle during rain season. This fine latex layer degrades naturally going back to the local environment once used … One Moment

So shoes that resemble what the Amazonian indigenous people wore god knows how long ago? Hmm, pretty sure we evolved and got smarted and invented the running shoe so that we didnt have to wear "fine latex" on our feet. Really how are these much different then the sticker shoes we've seen before, or those finger shoes, they are not any different, new day, same sh*tty idea.
-He

Wouldn't This Make for a Cute Couple?

Nope sorry, NOT a Halloween post. This is real clothing for "real" people. Just think how sweet it would be to see this couple walking down the street...You could throw sh*t at them and the stains wouldn't really do any damage to the outfits, because yea can't make this crap look any worse.
-He

This Creeper Thinks Men Like Sanitary Belts!

"Do you still remember the sanitary belt from last century, which was only used for women monthly period, now we have them in new design, some of them are with pure cotton material inside, some are made with rubber inside, some are made of cloth band"

Yesterday He gets a comment from this creeper, Anastasios on a post He did a long time ago about Vintage Sanitary Belts. He wrote that these things were absolutely disgusting and like smart people, most of you agreed.

"well, to straight men they are not gross at all" Anastasios
He is 100% sure that this guy is a certified wacko. Any guy that thinks straight men like these things on women has issues. He doesn't even need to take a survey to know for a fact that the number of straight men that like their women in sanitary belts is between -1 and 0. They do not exist. These are one one of the nastiest things ever to be featured on FbyHe. Sorry Anastasios, but seek help.
-He

P.S. for the fun of it, please vote as to whether or not these are gross.
P.P.S. If you need to see a picture of Anastasios, to confirm, here he is.

Reeboks Shoes Don't Work After all...


The Federal Trade Commission's $25 million settlement with Reebok for deceptive ad practices sent a clear message to advertisers: If you're going to make specific health or safety claims, you better cover your butt. The settlement, the largest in recent memory for a false advertising case, signals a major shift at the agency, which is cracking down on national advertisers, forcing them to make restitution to consumers. 

AKA: Sh*t don't work. Hope you didn't go out and buy any of that Reebok stuff thinking you were gonna instantly get skinny. False. Sketchers better watch out, because there is no way their weird looking sneakers work either.
-He

He Sees Nothing Wrong with These Commercials...






The Truth is the Truth. These are the truth. If you have a problem with the Hope Lingerie Campaign, and think wearing lingerie won't get a guy to forgive you faster, well then He feels sorry for you.
-He

So Who Wants to Play Dress Up For He?


He will buy if you will wear.
-He

Disclaimer: Preferable you will look like the model, or close.

Yoga Pants Being Banned in Schools?!?!


LOVELAND, Ohio -- Dozens of teens, including many honor students, were reprimanded this week for wearing yoga pants to Loveland High School. School administrators think the soft, clingy pants, which are popular among yoga practitioners, are too revealing for class, but students disagree. “I feel like if I wore jeans and a cute shirt, I’d be more distracting than what I’m wearing now,” Legg said. School officials declined to comment on camera, but the superintendent released a written statement. “We are committed to providing an appropriate educational environment while respecting the students’ freedom of expression,” said superintendent John Marschhausen. “The district will be reviewing the dress code policies and procedures that led to this event and will provide more defined expectations in the near future.” Until then, students don’t understand what the fuss is all about. “Being banned from yoga pants and telling us they’re revealing and unacceptable is just not right,” Legg said. “They go down to your legs; they cover everything.” 

This better be a one school thing, because He will not live in a country where these pants are not allowed.
-He

Start Them Young...



Exactly the Jewelry You've Been Waiting For...

This piece of jewelry is called "Face of God" not gonna get all religious on you but pretty sure this is not what he would look like.Not sure anyone mortal would want to wear this on their face either.
-He

More Adult Onsies...Please Don't!

Sometimes you wake up and you're like, "I wish my pajamas were appropriate for going out into the world, and I also wish they looked like an animal." Hey, we know, it happens to us just about every morning. Well, at long last, we've discovered a solution to this crisis, and like so many other offbeat hybrids, these pajama costume get-ups come from Japan. Supersize the animal kingdom - 3 more amazing styles here - in cozy fleecelike fabric that's lightweight, comfy, and breathable. These things are meant to be worn super crazy baggy, so 1) they look hilarious, and 2) one size fits all adults. Limited quantities.

"Going out in the World?" In what world, are you going out in one of these? They only thing they got right in that description was they they do "look hilarious" only problem is people are laughing at you, not with you.
-He

HATER: Kurtis Sounds like a Cry Baby!

Here is a letter He recently received from a new fan, note this is not an accepted member of the ArmHe. You can find King He's comments back to Kurtis in Red.

Dear "He", He, King, Sir, Boss, Master, etc. all are acceptable.

My name is Kurtis, student and admirer of fashion. aka you know nothing. I found your website when you advertised yourself in The Talk interview on Scott Schuman. advertised? its called brillant commenting Browsing your site for up to three pages, I see image after image of you critiquing womenswear. An ambitious theme to take on, and perhaps I am speaking from a slanted lens, most definitely but I must advocate that your blog is perpetuating the wrong culture. Blah blah blah get to the point kurtis

You, yourself, admitted in your title that "[you] [come] here with no formal training in the matter" and that somehow qualifies you still. But this isn't what concerns me Then why are you retelling He what He already knows?. What concerns me is you propagating the male gaze (something of which I hope you will research).  Kings don't research Women do not dress for you. bulsh*t Women, as it stands, are the authors of their own image. says who? By that statement I mean that we, as men, do not have the proper insight maybe you don't, or authority, to preside over them and dictate what they should and should not be wearing. Wanna Bet? The streets are not Cosmo magazine (what are you 16 yrs old reading cosmo?), they are not written by men to mold women in their ideals have you read a cosmo? its all about ways to "please your man" Fashion is about taste, yes, but it is a taste that is informed by years of experience and experimentation (of which, again, you have admitted to none). So a chick can't be fashionable without years of experience, He knows otherwise.

I challenge you to be courageous enough to understand the greater implications of your blog you gonna cry dude? and at the very least attempt to educate yourself in some history of fashion. I do not expect a reply see red text, nor will I revisit your website yes you will and hope that you've made a change for the better no changes necessary. I do hope, however, that you will take what I say into consideration. nope

Sincerely,
Kurtis Chow

Boy Kurtis do you have too much time on your hands. Cannot even remember the last time He wrote anything of that length. You have completely wasted He's time and that of the ArmHe with your babble. You are a student of fashion, kurtis, so get a notepad because schools in session. The pages of Fashion by He are your new teacher, take notes, comment, and read up son, because you got a lot to learn. He is the King of Fashion, so anything you think you are gonna or need to learn, will be taught right here.
-He out

For All You True Blood Vampires Out There...

Not quite sure what all the hoopla is about this show, but for all you people out there that loveeeee True Blood, here is a rare True Blood necklace. No real point to this post, other then to bring you the latest from the world.
-He

More pictures after the break...


One of a Kind Made Shoes...

Laser cut heels designed by Chua Har Lee. Some crazy designs, but they are made to order so good luck getting your feet in these.
-He

Someone Find This ASAP...UAB ALERT!

Yes Please...3x....of course we are talking about the Tri-Level UAB. (commonly known as an Upper Arm Bangle)
-He

Are These Funny or Stupid?

We have all seen these before, usually its the bikini chick painted on to the shirt. Yea that one is pretty funny, just not sure if by connection these are funny as well. They are called costume tees, but can you legit just wear one of these and be done with your outfit? Definitely a cheap way to get ready for Halloween.
Like it or Hate it?
-He