The Difference Between Flats and Heels...

Wow could this picture not have worked out better for He or what?!?! He is just walking along, takes a picture of a girl in short shorts in heels, looking pretty good, and bam, she takes them off and puts on flat sandals.

If this isn't the clearest picture of why you look 10000x better in heels then flats, then you need to get your eyes checked. Ass, Legs, body, every single aspect looks better on the Heels pic then in the flats picture.
-He

The ONLY 3 Places Flats Are Allowed!

As He walks around the city during lunch break, He sees a little bit of everything but mostly the flats are what catches or doesn't catch He's eyes. He thought He would put together a list of acceptable places for Flats...Keep in mind, in reality flats should never be worn.

1) A Long Stroll - fairs, festivals, full day of walking, but most of the time wedges should be worn
2) The Beach - sandals, hard to walk in heels or wedges on the sand.
3) Snowy and Rainy days - Never UGGS, but hunter boots are fine
4) ...umm...Nah that's about it

Got any other places to days that He should allow flats? Leave a comment with your suggestion