Snooki Debuts Brand New Upper Arm Tattoo!

Of course this is a tribute to Fashion by He...
      
...maybe He should make Snooki - Fashion by She!

BREAKING NEWS: Is Snooki Going Bald?

It is understood that every girl on this show wears extensions, and that's fine. But pretty sure you don't have to shave your head to have extensions put in. Does Snooki wear wigs all the time? Is she going bald? Does she shave her head? The hair in front looks real, but this is absolutely a shaved head/balding scenario. Scary Stuff.
-He

Please Make it STOP!!!

How Snooki is still on TV, and Fashion by He hasn't yet been picked up for a reality show is not even close to making sense. First off, He could fit her in that bag. Those shoes, or whatever the f*ck they are are as furry as she is. Ugh, enough is enough.
-He

Snuggle Up Next to Snooki...

After bashing JWOWW a few times here and here, He though it was time to spread some of that joy around to other members of the Jersey Shore Cast. He likes the Jersey Shore, its a funny show, and god bless these people for trying to suck every last dollar out of the world before they end up on VH1's The Surreal Life, but come on, are Snooki Slippers really necessary? You cannot possibly tell He that people are buying this crap, are they? He hopes not.
-He