Show Your Love For He...Not This Way!

Hearts on the knees, no thanks. Gonna stretch and say the nude leggings are better then the sweatpants fringe things but its a close race.
-He

This is NOT a Maxi Dress...

Someone please explain the different between this so called Maxi Dress on the left, and the 4 year olds on the right in smocks? Only difference He can see is the $300 price difference.
-He