Ah Yes, The Unneeded Pair of Granny P*nties...

Typically He is a fan of Cheap Monday, but coming out with these old, nasty white granny p*nties is totally off point. CM is better then this, they don't need to sell them ugly things. No one in their right mind is going to wear them.
-He

If You Wear Granny P*nties, You Will Be Found!

Hopefully you can see what He is talking about in these pictures.

But to He it's as clear as day. The chick is wearing GRANNY P*NTIES. Unacceptable. Let's forget for a second that it was hot as hell out in NYC this weekend, and you probably want to wear less then more. Every man woman and child in the world can see your underwear lines. They are the most non-sexual things ever invented, possibly uggs and crocs are higher up on the rankings. Why would someone want to do them to themselves, get with the times, get at thong or something and get off this granny p*nty fix. It's gross.
-He