Philadelpha is in Ruins...

Not sure exactly what the f*ck is going on down in Philly these days, but choas apparently has broken out. Word is the President of the United States will be calling on He later this afternoon to fly down to Philly to restore order. P.S. When did anyone in the world start listening to some UK University of Northumbria that men don't notice women in heels? Who the heel gave this university the right? At least He has a f*cking crown. Show some repect. We notice and don't think for a second somet sh*tty 2" article is gonna make people think other wise. As He says, "The higher the heel the hotter the girl." Take notice, because we do. (Thanks to Nick for the Tip)
-He

Update: The article is in Time Magazine too. Fools.