Rihanna S&M

Allan Bloom warned that rock and roll --- and the Walkman and MTV commercial culture within which it was embedded by the 1980s --- was "life made into a nonstop, commercially prepackaged masturbational fantasy." Well, I doubt he would have anticipated the cultural fantasies of today, which with Rihanna, for example, is masturbational fantasies on exponential steroids:

She looked lovely on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone, in any case, "Rihanna Opens Up Like Never Before in Rolling Stone Cover Story."

This might be too hot for Rule 5, so I'll do something for a roundup later.