Do you Women Like Being Birds?

(Images from PlanetBlue Blog)

He just does not get it...Is it some new form of camoflogue in which women want to be mistaken for animals? Whose great idea was it to shave birds and then tie their feathers into women's hair? There are really few more disguising things you can do to your hair. Really a f*cking feather in your head? Come on now, thought we were past this crap. Please tell me no supporting member of the ArmHe is falling for this fad.
-He

P.S. He has no problem with adding a little color to your hair, in the form of streaks or other, but that Hair Tinsel sh*t is not so cool, actually looks ridiculous.