(pics from lookbook.nu: top left, top middle, top right, bottom left, bottom right)
You best be ready because there are going to be disco shorts, and short shorts all over this place come summer/spring. Hell you'll probably even see disco pants. You won't find He complaining one bit. He is obviously an ass man, and these shorts do wonders. He better not see any of you walking around with these and flats, ooo NO. We can all agree, high wedges and heels are gonna increase your hotness by at least 5x, legs look longer, ass looks better, its science, and He is top scientist.
-He
-He