Hair Leg Warmers, Great Way to Keep He Away...







Welcome to Earth, where apparently anything goes. Cannot confirm 100%, but pretty sure these are actual goat hair, their site says...

goat hair, sparkle knit with grey swirls leggings. wear over boots, stockings, tight jeans, by themselves, down at the ankle, or twist them up!

While other items are listed as Faux Fur some do say goat fur. Really that is not the issue at hand, and we need to get to the point. What chick in this world would want to actually dress up and look like a horse? He cannot imagine a ton of compliments coming your way with a pair of these things on your legs. "Oh so pretty, you look just like a two-legged horse." "Great, that's just the look I was going for." NO way Jose!
-He

P.S. Sara the designer of Box185, is hot, so don't take this personally. Some of your feather earrings are cool, but these leggings just CANNOT get the Fashion by He stamp of Approval.