But it's no joke, "Russians Voting On Whether to Bury Vladimir Lenin":
And from the quote at The People's Cube:
In Soviet times, lines snaked around Red Square as the faithful waited to file past the mummified body under the walls of the Kremlin. Few make the effort today. And maintaining the corpse is a constant and growing headache for the embalmers. Communist supporters gathered at the mausoleum on Friday to commemorate the 87th anniversary of Lenin's death.
Hey, don't bury Lenin!
American progressives can set up a Lenin Mausoleum in San Francisco. No doubt the lines will beat those from Disneyland's Matterhorn back in the day!