Gaga the Man...Takes NYC

Well He thinks He found either Man Gaga or Bruno. Hard to tell but either way, in black spandex leggings and platforms shoes, this guy turned a few heads. We all know how those high shoes worked out for Gaga. Got to tell you thought, He isn't a bad person, well sometimes He is, but He wanted nothing more out of the day then to knock this guy over. Is that wrong? The guy made He laugh just watching him walk, but if He had pushed him over, pretty sure that would have been funny for about a thousand more people. Oh well, maybe next time.
-He