READER EMAIL: "DEATH TO MINI HEELS"

It’s been well document on this site that ‘the higher the heel, the hotter the girl'. Let’s call that rule #1 of heels. Rule #2 can be defined as one and two inch heels are f*ucking ugly, like hideously terribly ugly. Even thinking about the dreaded one or two ‘work heel’ is making me wanna go Lohan and pull the trigger… on your shoes. HE would agree that flats are pretty much the worst and make you look like a troll; one/two inch heels might even be worse, I think I’d rather stumpy leg flats that than a one inch midget heel. If you think you’re too tall and can’t wear HIGH heels, you’re wrong, own that sh*t and rock them – as Drizzy said, "Thank Me Later," -JG

ArmHe submission at its finest. From another He no less, listen up ladies, the men have spoken.
-He