Always have a lot of souvenirs around from far off places, even if you've just sent for them from a mail order house. It will give the impression of being a world traveller who hasn't been home long enough to have thoroughly cleaned the house.
Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
Now that is my kind of handy hint, brilliant!
Happy Wednesday lovelies. ax
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